loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money
isn’t capitalism fun
please watch this video of a deer having a temper tantrum because no one will feed him
this dog is SICK
Deer are actually just very creaky doors.
modern Hogwarts headcanon
muggleborn sixth years jumping from moving staircase to moving staircase shouting “PARKOUR”
Anthony Mackie tweets about Sam Wilson (Falcon) becoming the next Captain America
I will do my best to carry you when you need a lift
Comfort you when you’re sad
We all feel down now and then
But I’m here if you need me
If you own a dog, please share.
Even if you don’t own a dog, please share
I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good
I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line
Attention, followers: you now know how to write “nice ass” in hieroglyphics.
all i ever wanted out of life tbh
I have survived. I am here. Confused, screwed up, but here. So, how can I find my way? Is there a chain saw of the soul, an ax I can take to my memories or fears?
LOOK AT GOD
*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*